It's called "What do I have?".
Hives are all over my body. Are they bites or an allergic reaction? Within the last day or so I've consumed smoked salmon fettuccine alfredo (my own culinary creation), chicken curry avec rice, Planter's Trail Mix (containing peanuts, raisins, banana, cashews, pineapple, papaya, and cantaloupe), root beer, soy milk, and orange juice. I am not aware of any allergies to the said items. Whatever it is, I hope these aren't my last few hours of life. Sadly though; I'm probably due for something tragic after religiously avoiding church, cheating on all those tests, sneaking into movies, and (most recently) installing an NES emulator on my PSP. My sort of deviance surely deserves punishment this itchy in nature.
