How to turn a coworker into a makeshift unicorn.

Mr.JPG: how's life in the new office
Jay: this is the most wonderful place in the world
Jay: the only thing its missing are unicorns
Mr.JPG: get an ice cream cone and place that in kelvin's head. then you should find one after
Jay: haha
Jay: it'd have to have ice cream too for it to work
Mr.JPG: sorry. then it will over budget.
Jay: I'll just use tape
Mr.JPG: what is unicorn doing now
Jay: drinking coffee
Jay: they can't go a day without coffee
Jay: even if it's only decaf
Jay: unicorns just like the taste