Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Robots play Nintendo too.

Mankind took another step towards creating robots that will outsmart and eventually destroy us by creating one from legos that can beat the first level of the original Super Mario Bros. The only way to prevent our terminator-esque downfall is to place a small child near it as he would surely smash it to pieces like anything else built with legos.

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Sunday, October 24, 2004

Currently Watching: Arrested Development Season One DVD

Arrested Development is such a good show that it probably will get canceled after the upcoming season. That's what happened to Undeclared, Freaks and Geeks, and Andy Richter Conrtols the Universe so I have no reason to believe otherwise. Tragic.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Perhaps the most sinister thing ever put on a key chain (apart from Etch-A-Sketch and those laser pointers)

During one of my recent aimless surfing sessions I stumbled across TV-B -Gone , a small key chain device that lets people turn off any make of TV. I have a feeling that Adbusters readers are going to go crazy with these things during TV turnoff week.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Spicy or no spicy?

I’m no closer to a paragraph with this:


Me: We go way back.

A friend: Huh?

Me: I mean chives with chicken and I. We’re tight.

A friend: Hmm. Ok.

Me: I’ve known you for four years. I’ve known combo 2 for longer.

A friend: Awesome.

Unfortunately, no pictures of Peking Express' chives with chicken were available for this entry.

Monday, October 18, 2004

New blog. Same great taste.

For one reason or another, I've run away from Xanga and have found new refuge here. I suppose this just feels more legit and less juvenile. Hopefully my new evironment will inspire me to start writing entire paragraphs again.