You know that you're getting a quality education when....

..your teacher walks in saying how she was hoping nobody showed up for class and one of the final things she says before telling everyone to go home early is "fuck you" casually and for no apparent appropriate reason.

Sadly, I suppose this is precisely why I belong here rather than at a school with a more demanding curriculum and tenured professors that have a genuine interest in their job. The only thing better than getting out of class early is having it canceled. Go State!

Cinema Indecision

I'm going to be in Chicago next weekend and plan on seeing a movie. I have to choose between Saving Face and Me You and Everyone We Know. Both sound terrific so its a hard choice. Based on Rotten Tomatoes, Saving Face wins out with 87% vs. Me You's 76%. On Metacritic, Me You... edges out Saving Face with 75% vs 65%. Maybe this calls for a coin flip. Serious life decisions such as this one always do. If the coin landed on tails last week maybe I would have stayed at home instead of going to the ER to get my hives checked out. I could have saved myself $214.

Man-like sculpture birthed unintentionally.

One of my many flaws is that I'm often too lazy to pick out my ear wax. When it does come out, it never results in anything too artistic. While cleaning his ears with tissue, someone noticed that he had created something so completely adorable that he put it up for sale on eBay.

Let's play a fun game:

It's called "What do I have?".

Hives are all over my body. Are they bites or an allergic reaction? Within the last day or so I've consumed smoked salmon fettuccine alfredo (my own culinary creation), chicken curry avec rice, Planter's Trail Mix (containing peanuts, raisins, banana, cashews, pineapple, papaya, and cantaloupe), root beer, soy milk, and orange juice. I am not aware of any allergies to the said items. Whatever it is, I hope these aren't my last few hours of life. Sadly though; I'm probably due for something tragic after religiously avoiding church, cheating on all those tests, sneaking into movies, and (most recently) installing an NES emulator on my PSP. My sort of deviance surely deserves punishment this itchy in nature.

I've been meaning to make this into an ironic t-shirt ever since I saw it on a highway billboard. My first attempt with iron-ons didn't go well, so I've decided to use Spreadshirt's services. I hope it turns out ok.

My next cell phone...

Sony Erricson K750i

... as soon as the price drops a few hundred dollars.